Stop Doc!

I spent another five hours in the ER today.  As I was expressing my frustration to the Doc - he said, "you might get used to it. You're almost 60 and these are old man problems."  The salt n pepper lab guy putting in my pick line replied to the Doc - "Stop, Doc. Mr. Cain and I are the same age and I know where you sit your coffee cup. I'm tempted to spike it."  I told him there would be an extra $100 for him if he took care of the foul mouth Doc.  No, all of this didn't make me forget my pain, but the drip they put in my line did.